These are pics of what I would like to sell. If you could make an offer, that would be great. Everything is together, kind of an ice blue motif. The first picture is of two boutineers and one mother of the bride corsage, silk flowers, pin with pearl like tip to attach to dress or suit, the second picture is of a cake layer decorative separator with base, you could put decorations in it, but not too many or it will smash the lower layer. The third picture is of fake ice chunks there is more than what is shown, of course, they are in the cake sep. They range in size and are beautiful. something you can spread around on the cake table and/or put a few inside the cake sep, they also have little holes in them, you can string them up. The fourth one is the cake knife and spatula. The fifth and sixth ones are the cake topper, close up and full view. I am hoping to get at least $40 for all of them, but make your best offer and we will negotiate from there.

typical womens stuffs

Something I have stumbled across, I just thought was funny how it is all typical woman stuffs lol

The 5 questions most feared by men are:
1...What are you thinking about?
2...Do you love me?
3...Do I look fat?
4...Do you think she is prettier than me?
5...What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly(i.e., tells the truth).As a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible Responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about?The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a...Baseball.
b...Football.
c...How fat you are.
d...How much prettier she is than you.
e...How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question # 2: Do you love me?The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include:
a...Oh Yeah, crap loads.
b...Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c...That depends on what you mean by love.
d...Does it matter?
e...Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat?The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:
a...Compared to what?
b...I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c...A little extra weight looks good on you.
d...I've seen fatter.
e...Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:
a...Yes, but you have a better personality.
b...Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c...Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d...Define pretty.
e...Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 5: What would you do if I died?A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette and a Boat"). WARNING: No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not-don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Oh ( expletive deleted).

dah

Hey, Just thought I would get a few jokes in, I can't really think of anything to say,... my bus trip was pretty good, until Savannah Georgia, afterwards it was very droll. I am hoping to take a trip to Daytona Beach, just for a couple days, but I don't know. My mom is having her house remodeled and I am helping with a lot of the work. Speaking of, I am going to have to go for now, I have more work to do.

Love is blind, and glasses don't help

A old snake goes to see his Doctor."Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?""The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

AWW MAN!

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."Morris hung his head and whispered - "To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago!"

G.W. DOH!

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?" The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?"The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "YES, I AM!"George W. asked him why he was so uppity and had taken so long to answer him.The man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up stuck in a desert for forty years!

Hello... and stuff

Well, Here I am. I have changed this site three times now, I think I finally have it the way I want it. I hope. A big day is ahead of me, I am moving. Now, I know my profile says that I am in Florida right now, but the truth is I won' actually be there until Thursday the 22nd. I am not going into full detail why but in short it is because I left my abusive husband. I will probably go into further discussion about that another time, but I am getting ready to pack the rest of my clothes, so I will leave you hanging for right now.